Five-Two-Oh

snatchedweaves:

no money no family 16 in the middle of miami 

lameborghini:

who is she

kimpissible:

when your mom says no to mcdonalds

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alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

yourtubes:

There’s this guy at my school who’s  Instagram is nothing but selfies with guys peeing in the back

yourtubes:

There’s this guy at my school who’s Instagram is nothing but selfies with guys peeing in the back

spork:

It’s called an ORgasm, not an ANDgasm. We’ll get you next time babe…

milkovicho:

i dont think i ever told people about the egg decorating competitions my secondary school started doing at easter

this was my favourite entry of all time and it didnt win and im still outraged

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deansass:

oKAY i am literally in love with this guy’s art (from insta) and can we just appreciate his face too

16 year old child: mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan
Straight parents: you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.
Baby boy: *stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*
Straight parents: oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!

nobodycars:

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE nope nien n0pe NOPE NOPE NO NO NO NO NOPE NOPE (x)

toxicwinner:

the smarter u are the more men arent funny