Five-Two-Oh
stunningpicture:

Out having a pint with a friend when my wife sent me this.

stunningpicture:

Out having a pint with a friend when my wife sent me this.

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

jamesmccvoy:

powerburial:

imagine an alternate timeline where guns were never invented and swords just kept getting cooler

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qrieves:

I’m sorry I had to

qrieves:

I’m sorry I had to

kati3lady:

Remember the episode of Zoey 101 Chase texted Zoey he loved her and hER FUCKING PHONE FELL INTO THE FOUNTAIN IM STILL MAD

yer-a-wizard-castiel:

becoming a parent means being the one to get the wasp out of the room and idk if i’m prepared to do that

snazziest:

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

sherlocksmyth:

johanna mason literally said “fuck you” to president snow but he’s like “oh shit katniss done made herself a bird”

britney2007spears:

they are here

britney2007spears:

they are here

gnorbue:

this kind of reminds me of how in zombie movies when someone gets bit and it doesnt kick in straight away

gnorbue:

this kind of reminds me of how in zombie movies when someone gets bit and it doesnt kick in straight away

zackisontumblr:

i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny

tvspecial:

every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.