Out having a pint with a friend when my wife sent me this.
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
imagine an alternate timeline where guns were never invented and swords just kept getting cooler
I’m sorry I had to
Remember the episode of Zoey 101 Chase texted Zoey he loved her and hER FUCKING PHONE FELL INTO THE FOUNTAIN IM STILL MAD
becoming a parent means being the one to get the wasp out of the room and idk if i’m prepared to do that
I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
johanna mason literally said “fuck you” to president snow but he’s like “oh shit katniss done made herself a bird”
they are here
this kind of reminds me of how in zombie movies when someone gets bit and it doesnt kick in straight away
i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny
every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.