Five-Two-Oh

snake-dad:

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
english is their first language: hte fuckign
theyellowbrickroad:

George w bush is here and ready to party

theyellowbrickroad:

George w bush is here and ready to party

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

2-spook:

Just in case

batreaux:

well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish

stunningpicture:

Out having a pint with a friend when my wife sent me this.

stunningpicture:

Out having a pint with a friend when my wife sent me this.

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

jamesmccvoy:

powerburial:

imagine an alternate timeline where guns were never invented and swords just kept getting cooler

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qrieves:

I’m sorry I had to

qrieves:

I’m sorry I had to

kati3lady:

Remember the episode of Zoey 101 Chase texted Zoey he loved her and hER FUCKING PHONE FELL INTO THE FOUNTAIN IM STILL MAD

yer-a-wizard-castiel:

becoming a parent means being the one to get the wasp out of the room and idk if i’m prepared to do that

snazziest:

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

sherlocksmyth:

johanna mason literally said “fuck you” to president snow but he’s like “oh shit katniss done made herself a bird”