Five-Two-Oh

fagbarbie:

steal her style: Ina Garten

denim shirt: woven from Egyptian grown cotton and dyed with the wildest indigo grown in South Carolina 

pearl earrings: gathered from the bottom of the Persian Gulf

tomatoes: picked fresh from the finest gardens in Italy during the winter’s harvest

but if you can’t store bought is fine

nissan420sx:

alright where are all yall getting these kermits…

nissan420sx:

alright where are all yall getting these kermits…

dulect:

thirsty bitch

dulect:

thirsty bitch

driving teacher: stay in your lane
me: stay in your lane

beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks
sassadilla:

the best condoms money can buy

sassadilla:

the best condoms money can buy