Five-Two-Oh

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him.
(via letmyrainbowshow)

netflixer:

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hungarian:

if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy

bearjewnation:

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS PHOTOSET. 

bearjewnation:

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS PHOTOSET. 

haleyscomett-art:

I FOUND IT

NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET

NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME